#i had my boyfriend turn off in-game chat in destiny yesterday because we were doing [redacted] and didn't want chat on

[oakstar519]

never mind im not getting ignored but discord still won't send my messages

time to play the eternal game of "is discord dying or is there something wrong with my internet"

[wndibro-blog]

OKAY HERE YOU GUYS GO. I’M TOO LAZY TO REWRITE THIS AT 12AM SO I’M GONNA DO THAT LATER. THIS WAS THE BIG HEADCANON I HAD PLANNED, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO I GUSHED ABT IT W MY BEST FRIEND KAT. ( who u probs know as @hotsaucechrsmscake​ )

below the cut is the long long long chat abt how it all ties together! and “it” is in reference to how the fuck all the ud kids know each other, because i know how high school works and i have no fucking clue how they turned into a friend group lol ....

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

oh trueok so. how would josh and him become friends

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

thatsa good questionwhat were my hc's aginin howmike ties into the group

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

i kinda see mike as a lowkey third wheel to josh and chris

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

LOLmike being the junior while josh and chris are seniors lmaobc fuck the whole chris age mix up™

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

u remember my rant about how the ages dont make sense

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

about how josh and chris are older?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

yEAH

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

or is chris not as old as josh???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

CHRISISNTASOLD AS JOSH FOR SOME REASON

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

!!!!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

ON WIKIITS LIKE

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

hes really smart right?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

HE'S 18-19

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

maybe he skipped a grade!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

in 2nd grade lol ?

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

...........loluhm maybe not

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

they knew each other since 3rd

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

xDhmmmm.........wowi cant believe they fucked that up

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

continuity ™josh is canon the oldest so it's like idk if the prank happened on febuary 2nd of 2014 and then the reuinion happened on febuary 2nd of 2015

kat-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

i can just see everyone getting josh to buy them booze since hes legal before the rest of them

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

oF COURSE

just joshin ya-Today at 12:00 AM

bc they're in canada whats the legal age in canada again 

19 

lol so josh definitely is the one who brought the booze on the first party

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

19 ! yes lmaooo

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

considering every1 was 18 and he was the only 19 year old

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

dude wtf matt is young af

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

HOW YOUNG IS MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

he was 17

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

SLKDASKLD;JASKLDJASKLD;JA MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

how the fuck

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THAT THROWS EVERYTHING OFF

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

im so confused WAIT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THEN EMILY IS DATING A YOUNGER GUY

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

JESS WAS 17 too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

ASKLDJAKLDJALSKDJASLKDJALKDJ

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

MASNDAMS LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

WAIT

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

jess and matt are the same age

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

SO THAT MAKES JESS AND MATT THE SOPHMORES EVERYONE ELSE THE JUNIORS AND CHRIS AND JOSH ARE THE SENIORS

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

but how did they all become friends im so????

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

KDASKLDJASKLFJD;ASKLDJASKLDSD;DLKASJD FUCK UNTIL DAWN

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

i mean i guess ppl from different years can be friends

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE THIS GAME

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

just

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE LIFE

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

so strange LOL IVE BROKE SHAWN

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FLIPS THE SPIRIT BOARD POINTER OFF THE BOARD

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

OH GOD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

IF YOU THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME DEAL WITH MY GRIEF IM DONE YOU'RE FULL OF ITI DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

oops

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

SORRY THOSE ARE JOSH LINES WAIT U JUST SAID A JOSH LINE

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

;)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:04 AM

u gunna b ok? XD patpat

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LETS GET THIS DOWN.OKAY.

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

THATS U AS FUCK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOKING AT THE FACTS .DJK;ASKLDJASKLDJALK THATS JUST ME ALL THE TIME OKAY FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITHOUT FIGURING THIS SHIT OUT

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

OKOKOK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

OKAY JOSH KNOWS CHRIS FROM THIRD GRADE. FUCK THE AGE THEY GAVE CHRIS I DISREGARD IT. SAM KNOWS HANNAH, HER BEST FRIEND. WHICH AUTOMATICALLY LINKS HER TO BETH AND JOSH. SAM IS A BIG PART OF THE GROUP. BETH IS BEST FRIENDS WITH JESS. JESS IS BEST FRIENDS WITH EMILY. EMILY IS DATING MIKE, WHICH BRINGS HIM INTO THE GROUP.ASH LIKES CHRIS, CHRIS LIKES ASH.CHRIS BRINGS ASH INTO THE FRIEND GROUP*ASH HAS NO SIGNIFICANT FRIENDSHIPS WITH ANYONE BESIDES CHRIS, AND SUPPOSEDLY JOSH.BUT SHE KNOWS JOSH THROUGH CHRIS.

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

matt likes hannah??? thats how he fits in???

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

MATT LIKES HANNAH. HE'S THE SWEET BOY, SHE'S THE SWEET GIRL. THIS IS BECAUSE

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

he and ash seem to be friends!

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

HANNAH NOTICES MATT FIRST OUT OF ALL OF THEM. WHICH COULD BE TAKEN AS IF THEY WERE CLOSE FRIENDS.AND YES! ASH AND MATT ARE FRIENDS. DUDE

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

IM SORRY

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

LMAOOOONO THATS HILARIOUS

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

THINK ABT IT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

IM COPY AND PASTING ALL OF THIS ONTO TUMBLR THOUGH SO THERE'S JUST GONNA BE A GAP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

ok dont do that move on omgggggggggggg

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

about thinking abt it u can copy past idc xD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

I WILL THINK ABOUT IT A LOT A LOT

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

FFFFFFok

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAY SOTO REVISE.SAM + HANNAH = SAM + HANNAH + BETH + JOSH.JOSH + CHRIS = ^ + CHRIS.HANNAH + MATT = ^ + MATT.CHRIS + ASH = ^ + ASH.BETH + JESS = ^ + JESS + EMILY + MIKE.OKAY SO.MIKE FITS IN BC OF WHO HE'S DATING.EMILY IS FRIENDS W JESS AND JESS IS FRIENDS WITH BETH SO THEY ALL TAG ALONG.BUT ALSO MIKE AND CHRIS SEEM TO HAVE A FRIENDSHIP TOGETHERBC OFTHE LINE CHRIS SAYS"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON OUR DEAR FRIEND, AND CLASS PRESIDENT, MICHAEL MUNROE!"

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

AND ALSOMIKE SAYING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

SO CHRIS AND JOSH PROBABLY ACCEPTED MIKE AS ONE OF THEIR OWN

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

"DUDE REALLY? YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BETTERTHAN THAT"

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

KSKALDJASDKJA;DJASKDLJASKLDAJDKLASJD OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT ALSO ANOTHER WAY MIKE TIES IN IS BECAUSE HANNAH HAS A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FUCKING CRUSH ON MIKE. THEREFOR, JOSH BEING THE AMAZING BROTHER HE IS, FEELS INCLINED TO INVITE HIM MORE OFTEN AND SUCH. MIKE IS OBVI A BIG PART OF THE FRIEND GROUP AS WELL.JESS STAYS DESPITE LOSING BOTH OF HER FRIENDS, ONE BEING DEAD, THE OTHER BEING EM, WHO SHE'S NOW DATING HER EX BOYFRIEND. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT THATS A LATER DETAIL okay so who am i missing oh wait how did jess and beth become friends lol considering jess is younger than beth

kat-Today at 12:13 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmdoing yoga(edited)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

probably some high school shit idk

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

or like cheerleading or like

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

oooooooHH YES OH

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

yeahxD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD UP

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

waits holds up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

THE PHONE IS FUCKING RINGING

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

what am i holding up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

PICKS UP THE PHONE WHO'S CALLING IS THAT

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

destiny?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

CLOSE

IT'STHE BONE ZONE.

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

JOHN CENA

oh

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

KASJDD;JAKLDJ

JOHN STAMOS

SORRY ANOTHER VINEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA BLOWS WHISTLES W NOSE

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

LMAO ANYWAYANYWAYWNANYWANYWANYWAANYWAY

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OK WHAT ARE WE HOLDING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

JESS HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OUU DID SHE?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

BECAUSE I KNOW JOSH IS LIKE JOKINGLY PERVY BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY HE IS W JESS AND THE WAY JESS WAS LIKE!!!!!!!!!! I THINK JOSH WAS FLIRITNG W ME :3 AND THEN MIKE IS LIKE DO U WANT TO INVITE HIM UP W US LOLAND SHE'S LIKE !!!!!!!!!!! :D WAIT REALLY ??????

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

her dream come true

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

WHAT IF SHE HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

but honestly like m mine too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

BECAUSE JOSH IS HER BEST FRIEND BETH'S OLDER BROTHER !!!!!!!!! KIND OF LIKE DARIA W JANE'S OLDER BROTHER SORRY THATS A SHOW

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

idk who those ppl are xDbut OKXD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

ITS A CARTOON THINGYAND ITS SO EXACT ESPECIALLY BC DARIA IS A BIT TOO YOUNG FOR JANE'S OLDER BROTHER AND THE OLDER BROTHER IS KIND OF THIS STONER GUY WHO'S SUPER "COOL" AND SHIT AND HE'S LIKE HAHA I MIGHT'VE DATED U IF U WERE LIKE A YEAR OLDER BC HE'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN THEM SO JESS BEING THE YOUNGER OF THE GROUP AND JOSH BEING THE OLDEST !!!!!!!!!!!!! DARIA HAS PROVEN MY THEORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay so.summary time because i'm losing track.sam is han's friend who is the twin sister of beth who is friends with jess, jess has a crush on josh, and josh is the oldest brother of han and beth therefor knowing sam. josh has a childhood friend named chris who he's best friends with, undoubtedly hangs out w him a lot and therefore becomes friends with jess, beth, han, and sam.han is friends with matt, and so he joins the group emily is dating mike, and mike is friends with chris and han has a crush on mike and therefor josh has two reasons to know mike not to mention emily is jess's best friend meaning that mike automatically comes along more often which means beth also knows mike which means han gets time with mikechris is best friends with ash which brings ash into the group, and ash being the nice one #2 after hannah, she is undoubtedly friends with matt as well she treats him kind of like a little kid in the telescope scene now that i think about it THERE WE GO MYSTERY SOLVED I THINK I DID IT I'M SORRY FOR THIS RANTok but jess and josh has suddenly become so cute what have i done KAT ARE U AWAKE

kat-Today at 12:23 AM

yes XDIt all makes sense now

just joshin ya-Today at 12:24 AM

i have literally everything copy and pasted but yes have i done good lmao literally all of this is based on one liners and those dumb stats on the menu

kat-Today at 12:25 AM

LmaoooI say it’s pretty good

just joshin ya-Today at 12:26 AM

i could rewrite this and make it all pretty but  n a h   this is how i do hc's now

kat-Today at 12:27 AM

Lmao omg Oh boy Starring: Shawn! Guest starring: Kat! & a blank that shall not be named

just joshin ya-Today at 12:28 AM

LMAO THE BLANK IS THE BAD JOKE RIGHT LOL